We’re deeply saddened to have to show you these images. Really, we are.
We’re all still feeling the sting from yesterday’s stomping of our beloved Saints at the hands of the Chicago Bears. And now, adding insult to injury is the traitor in our midst, LSU head coach Les Miles, who was unknowingly stalked and photographed by our crack team of undercover reporters in the Windy City.
We thought maybe it was his track record. Or maybe his knowledge of the game or his offensive philosophy. Or the fact he, too, has a head not suited for wearing white caps with high fronts.
Alas, it was none of these things. A single quote from Gary Crowton’s introductory press conference at LSU explains everything. It’s all so clear now.
We continue our look at the assorted headgear worn by LSU head football coach Les Miles as he visits the homes of prep superstars across the nation in attempt to convert them into Tigers. This week, we head to the West Coast and see what our fearless leader wears when trying to out-recruit Pete Carroll for those freaky California kids who pierce their peckers and attend Burning Man festivals.
