Michael Vick Is Flying High These Days
January 18th, 2007 ·NFL, photoshops
Now We Understand Why Les Miles Hired Gary Crowton
January 17th, 2007 ·Coaching, Gary Crowton, Les Miles, LSU football, photoshops
We thought maybe it was his track record. Or maybe his knowledge of the game or his offensive philosophy. Or the fact he, too, has a head not suited for wearing white caps with high fronts.
Alas, it was none of these things. A single quote from Gary Crowton’s introductory press conference at LSU explains everything. It’s all so clear now.
Former LSU Coach Mike Archer Named Defensive Coordinator at NC State
January 17th, 2007 ·Coaching, LSU football
Well Tiger fans, if Bo Pelini bails on us, you can forget about bringing former LSU head coach Mike “The Mustache” Archer back to Baton Rouge to replace him. Alas, the dream is over.
Scout.com is reporting that the hideously hairlipped journeyman assistant, who was most recently defensive coordinator under Rich Brooks for the Kentucky Wildcats, will now be running the defense for the North Carolina State Wolfpack.
Mike Shula? Miami Dolphins? WTF?
January 16th, 2007 ·Alabama, Coaching, Miami Dolphins, Mike Shula, Nick Saban
Nope, we’re not kidding.
Per the Miami Herald, (the citing of which is sort of but not exactly like kidding), freshly ousted Alabama Crimson Tide head coach Mike Shula has had not one but two interviews for the Miami Dolphins head coaching job. You know, the very job vacated by Jesus H. “Nick” Saban, who took Shula’s job at Alabama.
That’s just messed up right there. Miami hiring Mike Shula would be dumber than green bean casserole without those little fried onions from a can on top.
Clueless Sportswriter Alert: 2-for-1 LSU Quarterbacks Edition
January 16th, 2007 ·LSU football, Matt Flynn, ryan perrilloux
This makes us laugh, in that headshaking, “Jeebis. People suck.” sort of way.
Two sportswriters from two competing major media outlets offer their two wholly uninformed cents about LSU’s prospects for the upcoming 2007 football season. Both manage to need only one sentence to completely botch their analysis of the Tigers quarterback situation, because clearly neither has done his homework on the subject.
