Things That Make Jimbo Fisher Go Hmmm

UPDATE: Our source article was DEAD WRONG , effectively rendering this article moot. Freakin’ Brits. If you can’t trust em’ to get the breaking news on the NFL right, what the hell are they good for?
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Ever-reliable source of NFL and College Footall News ThisIsLondon.co.uk is reporting that Georgia Tech head coach Chan Gailey will be introduced as the new coach of the Miami Dolphins on Friday. Should that turn out to be true, Bobby Bowden will likely poop his pants. More than he usually does in the course of a given day, we mean. His newly acquired offensive coordinator is sure to be near the top of the Yellow Jackets’ wish list, and could be bolting Tallahassee without ever calling a play.

“Ahh, fuggit,” said the elder Bowden when TigerSmack reached him for comment Thursday night. “If Jimbo leaves, I’ll just head on down to Baton Rouge and get that Crowton guy.”

Source: Dolphins to Announce Chan Gailey as New Head Coach

UPDATE: Well, looks like Papa Bowden can rest easy. Chan Gailey didn’t get the Miami job after all, so Jimbo Fisher is a Nole for now.

*by the way, we did take a screenshot of the original article, just in case they try to squirrel on it.

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