Lafft my ass off.

And it primed teh pump for me to toss off some 1-liners at the game…

Pregame: Jabba-the-Weis was sighted

(The Stupordome PA system is terrible.)
After the Zebra’s reversed Zenon’s first INT, Charlie opined the clock was wrong, so after much consultation, the White Hat stands up there and says “mummam maam mumemmbb… Seven-Forty-Seven.”
I say “He said Charlie Weis is the size of a 747?”

Last possession of 1st half, ND acts like the 2 minute drill, gets stuffed and packs it in with just under a minute because Weis saw that the Domino’s dude had just arrived with a golf-cart load of Halftime Pizzas.