(New Orelans, LA) Allstate Sugar Bowl officials today threatened to send a hefty bill to Notre Dame University if second-year head football coach Charlie Weis continued to eat the little football players off the tops of Sugar Bowl trophies during media events.
“I’m not trying to be a dick here,” explained Sugar Bowl media coordinator Meynard Schozzle. “But that’s the 4th one this week. Those things are freakin’ expensive, and it’s not easy to get replacements on short notice. Besides, we provide a fruit tray.”
Pressed for comment, LSU head coach Les Miles responded “He’s a heck of an eater. It’s like when you go for dinner at one of those dinner places, like maybe you wanna call it a restaurant or something along those lines, and they have some forks there, you know? Rolled up inside your napkin with a knife? Like that, except he doesn’t have a napkin and doesn’t use the fork that would be in it. He just bites the trophy. It should be a heck of a game of football when we play Notre Dame in football this week.”
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Jan 4, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I saw that just before we left for Teh SHUGGA BOLE, BITCHES!
Lafft my ass off.
And it primed teh pump for me to toss off some 1-liners at the game…
Pregame: Jabba-the-Weis was sighted
(The Stupordome PA system is terrible.)
After the Zebra’s reversed Zenon’s first INT, Charlie opined the clock was wrong, so after much consultation, the White Hat stands up there and says “mummam maam mumemmbb… Seven-Forty-Seven.”
I say “He said Charlie Weis is the size of a 747?”
Last possession of 1st half, ND acts like the 2 minute drill, gets stuffed and packs it in with just under a minute because Weis saw that the Domino’s dude had just arrived with a golf-cart load of Halftime Pizzas.
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