We’re deeply saddened to have to show you these images. Really, we are.
We’re all still feeling the sting from yesterday’s stomping of our beloved Saints at the hands of the Chicago Bears. And now, adding insult to injury is the traitor in our midst, LSU head coach Les Miles, who was unknowingly stalked and photographed by our crack team of undercover reporters in the Windy City.
When our staff cornered Miles in a Chicago bar around 4am this morning and demanded an explanation, he slurred the following:
“I’m tired of hearing about Sean Payton. Payton this. Payton that. Payton, Payton, Payton. Why the hell does he get to be the golden boy around here all of a sudden? I’ve been here longer. I’ve got the better winning percentage. I was actually IN Louisiana during Katrina, and I coached a team in the aftermath. This guy comes in here a year later, goes 10 and 6, and they make HIM the post-Katrina saviour and media darling. And what does good ol’ Les get? People making fun of my hat, that’s what Les gets! You people go straight from worshipping Darling Nickie to fawning over this Sean guy, and I’m sick of not getting any love. T’ hell with alla ya. Daaaaaaaaaaaa Bears!!!”
Wow. Just wow.
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Jan 22, 2007 at 11:44 am
I’m not worried about his NFL allegiance, I wanna’ know what teh hell he’s doing hanging out with ol’ Phil Fulmer at Teh NFC Championship game.
Jan 22, 2007 at 11:57 am
Phil, quite naturally, had the tailgate with the biggest and best brats.
And Ho-Ho’s for desert.
Jan 22, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I thought Phil was more of a cheetohs man.
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